I saw an ad for UVSC today (Utah Valley State College), and it said "Proven Fact: UVSC grads make more money" So I thought, make more money than what? Other college grads, telephone repairmen, McDonald's employees, the President of the United States?

Plus they had a hot chick on the advertisement, I've been going to UVSC for over a year now, and I haven't seen a girl like that! Well actually I did, but she was married.