I can't come in to work today

Hey Boss, sorry but I can't come in to work.

What really? Is something wrong?

No not really

Are you sick, is your car not running?

Nah, none of that

Family emergency? Lost keys? What is it!?

Oh well I can't come in because I'm naked

...excuse me?

Yup, naked, I know how you feel about your employees coming to work naked, so I won't

Huh? Stop joking around and get down here

Nudity is not a joke, sir.

I'm not having this conversation with you!

I understand, it's hard for a lot of folks. But hopefully I won't be naked tomorrow and I'll be there for sure!

You're a sick man

Sir, we've been through this, I'm not calling in sick